Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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