She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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