Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
