Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
