Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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