I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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