on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Everclear isn't food dammit
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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