Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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