i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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