gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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