I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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