Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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