So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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