i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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