You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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