come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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