fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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