Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My penis needs a shock collar
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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