I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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