i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she peed on how many people?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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