do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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