OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Randomize