i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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