Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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