Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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