she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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