i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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