We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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