Everything about him screamed your future.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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