I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
how drunk are you?
Several
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
