That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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