Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I currently don't understand fingers.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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