I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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