dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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