Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I puked a lego.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
