your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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