you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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