Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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