so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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