xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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