Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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