Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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