Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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