Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
