I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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