do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
We smell like vodka and hangover
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