I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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