i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
handjob tips. give me some.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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