i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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