When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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