"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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