It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize