I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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