Already got asked if we're dating
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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