Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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