I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I love you.
Bad choice
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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