elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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